South Korea will hold a special election during the second Tuesday in May. I do feel some great bit of relief not having any responsibility for this process. My advice? Keep it short and sweet. Candidates need to be able to touch tongues to noses. Being non-human would not disqualify you in my ideal nation. Let’s make America DOG again!


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